The VMAs happened! Apparently, Madonna had a laser shoved up her ass and she had to let us all know. Also, Taylor Swift may or may not have invented an award just to ensure she could break her VMA tie with Beyoncé. B!tch. After that, BREAKING NEWS: Gypsy-Rose Blanchard might be involved in another murder?! THE SECOND TOWER HAS BEEN HIT! Next, I discuss the disturbing case of the Cornell 7 and my strong belief that greek life should be dismantled at universities. Then I discuss the new documentary on Hulu all about The Swan (2004-2005) and how it's not quite as salacious as we all hoped. Also, did you know Alix Earle has never read a book? I shame her for it. Lastly, I discuss the new film, Primetime (2026) and my new obsession with Robert Pattinson! Listen now <3