Kylie Jenner in a 50 million dollar fantasy bra?! The people seem so angry I was scared they might slap her perfect tits off! I start off this episode by getting into America's most loved (hated?) live streamed fashion show. So much to say! Next, I discuss my confusion around Megan Fox's latest business venture into an OnlyFans type platform called "Subs". How much money did she make? Will she show hole? Nothing is for certain as of now. After that, I praise the new show Crystal Lake and it's star, Linda Cardellini. I'm ready for season two! Throw another lady in a deep fryer (spoiler). Then I address the latest internet mini-scandal involving Lucy Hale's recent Instagram reel. Can everyone please stop overusing the word "glamorize"?! Lastly, I obsess over my new favorite movie, Wicker (2026). This movie will make you want to f**k anything made out of wicker (or any type of wood) and I mean that in the best way!!! Listen now <3