Helena Bonham Carter won't stop farting!!! Or at least that's what the internet is alleging. I start off this episode by getting into The White Lotus season 4 casting drama, and the bizarre details as to why Laura Dern has replaced Helena. After that, I discuss why male rhinoplasties can be a social misstep - as exemplified by that douchebag, Clavicular. Next up is Lizzo's new album that is performing poorly to say the least. By the way, did or did Lizzo not stick a banana up her pu$$y?! Please advise. Then I give an in depth analysis on the fascinating new bulimia centric film called Maddie's Secret (2025). It wasn't as funny as I had hoped, but John Early did deliver a performance that was almost too compelling. Lastly, Olivia Rodrigo is tearing a page out of Sarah McLachlan's book. No, she is not starring in sad charity commercials about dying animals, but instead she is creating her very own Lilith Fair. Olivia's festival will be called Daisy Chain Fields and it will be held in Irvine, CA come late August. See y'all there! Listen now <3